Synopsis : Having helped Sarah after her accident! I was invited for a meal..
Having spoken to both Jeff and Sarah on the phone, I was to meet them up the local carvery at 2.o clock on the Saturday, although I emphasised that no thanks was necessary they assured me it would be well worth coming, and they wanted me to go home with them after, explaining that we could have some more fun, I couldn't wait.
I'm Kevin by the way, I've run a small hardware shop for 8 years, and have been interested in shit fun for about 15. I'm 41, 6ft tall average looking, easy going, bi and kinky and have met some nice people over the years and had some good fun although, to be quite honest it's been mostly bi guys only three women, so when Sarah came into my shop it was to turn out to be a true bonus.
So on the Saturday I finished work at 1.30, locked the shop and walked up the hill, about a 10 minute walk, to the pub/carvery, I looked around but they hadn't arrived yet, so I ordered a pint and took a seat in an alcove, the pub was fairly busy but not packed, At ten to two, Jeff and Sarah entered they looked around and saw me and came over, "Hi" Jeff said, "Do you want another?" "Yes please, I'll have a pint of lager" and he went to the bar and Sarah sat down opposite me, "been here long?" she asked, "About 10 minutes" I replied. She was wearing a red dress, mid thigh, lowish top with no bra, and looked fantastic. Jeff came back with the drinks, he was on lager and Sarah had white wine. We chatted for a little while, about the weather and work and Jeff said how they went out for fried breakfast this morning. I said that I'd also been in the café before work for a fry up.
"Shall we go through?" Sarah said, and we took our drinks and went through to the dining area where we took a table, And after a few minutes to sort ourselves out we went to help ourselves to the food, all of returning with piled up plates. The food was good but like always at a carvery you always take more than you need and we were all struggling to clear our plates, but we did. We sat back, stuffed, and finished our drinks again just chatting generally, there had been no mention of any dirty stuff. After 2 pints I needed a piss but thought I'd hold it.
Sarah had driven the car here, hence only 1 glass of wine, I got in the back and Jeff got in the passenger seat and we were at their house in five minutes, Jeff unlocked the door and let us in, Sarah went straight to kitchen and got a bottle of wine from the fridge and a can of beer for Jeff and me, placing it on the coffee table in front of the three seater settee. She opened her wine and poured a glass and Jeff and me opened our beers, we all said cheers and took a swig, although Sarah drunk half her glass of wine.It was a decent sized lounge with an archway leading through to the kitchen and diner, a large flat screen tv was about 8ft from the settee. We already seemed liked we'd known each other years and were very comfortable in each others company "Privacy at last" Sarah said as she hoisted her red dress over her head, and stood there in just a pair of white panties then picked up her wine glass and downed the rest of her drink,looking at me, "Are you still busting for a piss?" I got the message and both Jeff and I stripped off, My cock was fairly stiff as busting for a piss has that effect, not to mention looking at Sarah standing there, her tits were lovely too, not very big but beautifully rounded and firm, and she had a camel toe in her knickers. I walked over to her and took the wine glass and started to piss into it and it was obviously not big enough, and as it reached the top Sarah knelt in front of me and opened her mouth, Jeff took the full glass from me and put it on the coffee table and knelt down next to Sarah and opened his mouth too, I carried on pissing into Sarah's mouth and then switched to Jeff as Sarah swallowed then back to Sarah as Jeff swallowed until my bladder was empty, Sarah leant over and kissed Jeff and they knelt facing each other kissing passionately while I sat on the settee watching.
They broke apart, and Sarah said, "That's a nice start" and then came and sat next to me taking hold of my cock which was now stiff and up to it's 6'1/2" and fairly thick capacity, she stroked it slowly as Jeff slipped a dvd into the player and then sat the other side of Sarah, I put my arm around her and let my hand take a hold of her left breast having a little squeeze and flicking her nipple, her left hand reached down and took hold of Jeff's cock which was about the same as mine, not quite as thick, Jeff reached down and gently started to stroke Sarah's cunt through her panties and she opened her legs a bit wider.
On the tv screen there was Sarah in the kitchen in white bra and panties, she was washing up, Hot chocolates, you sexy thing, was playing on the radio/cd, she started to gyrate her arse and after a minute or so a lump started to form in her panties, she stopped gyrating and bent forward slightly and started to push, the lump got bigger, and bigger and her panties couldn't hold it and a brown turd edged it's way out, sliding down her thigh and onto the floor, she reached around with her left hand and started to squash the shit into her cheeks, getting more excited all the time, her left hand was covered in shit and she turned around she stuffed her shitty hand down the front of her panties and started to smear her cunt with her smelly shit, it was obvious from her facial expression she was fingering herself as her right hand squeezed her still bra covered tits, she came with a moan and dropped to her knees breathing heavily, then looked up and smiled for the camera.
Jeff explained that was the first time Sarah had shit herself for the camera, but there had been many more since, "We've got a tripod now, so we can do action movies together, but we have to be in view so it's a bit of a pain". I knew what he meant and offered my services as cameraman when needed.
Sarah said, put one of the new ones on, and Jeff changed the dvd, "I need a piss now" he said and walked over and stood in front of Sarah who opened her mouth after leaning forward, I edged forward too ready to help her out, Jeff started to piss into Sarah's mouth, she swallowed greedily then he aimed at my mouth and I swallowed as fast as I could, realising we were struggling he just pissed all over us, Sarah got most of it over her tits and panty covered cunt, she took Jeff's cock into her mouth and gave it a couple sucks before turning to kiss me, forcing her tongue into my mouth and making my cock stand to attention, suddenly my cock was engulfed by Jeff's warm mouth and he slid his tongue up and down the shaft, then right to the back of his throat, I was surprised to hear that it was his first time sucking a cock, he was a natural.
A quick glance at the tv as Sarah broke our kiss saw a woman on all fours with another woman with a strap-
Jeff stopped sucking my cock and looked at the scene, "Umm" was all he said.
It was now Sarah who wanted a piss, she stood up and took her panties off and, at last, we both got a good sight of her beautiful puffy wet cunt, she pushed me back on the settee and then got up and stood astride me, leaning over me she positioned her cunt right above my mouth and started to piss, I swallowed as much as I could but a lot dribbled down my chin, chest and belly, as the flow subsided I pulled Sarah's cunt onto my face, tonguing her hard, forcing my tongue into her wet slit and I put my right hand behind her and started to stroke her arsehole which brought a little moan, and then I pushed a finger inside, just to the first knuckle, I could feel the shit up there and she ground her cunt onto my mouth as I gentle fingered her arsehole, "OHhhhh, It's making me want to shit" said Sarah, "Go on then, let it go" I replied, and I eased my finger out a little bit and I could feel a nice soft turd push past it and slide against my hand and plop onto my belly, where a hand scooped it up and sploshed it over my stiff cock, as it slid out I pushed my finger back in, right in this time, and Sarah squealed and pushed down onto it,"Ohhh fuck, ohhhh fuck, ohhhh fuck" she was saying as she ground her cunt onto my mouth.
Down below, Jeff had covered my cock in Sarah's shit and was sucking and licking it and felt I was ready to give him a mouthful of come, I fucked his hot mouth and finger fucked Sarah's arsehole at the same time licking her wet cunt, Sarah screamed "OHhh FUCK YEAHHH, FUCK, FUCK, FUUCCKKKK" as she came and could only grunt into her sopping cunt as I shot my load into Jeff's mouth, Sarah slumped down onto me, sliding down my body and started kissing me, my finger sliding out of her arsehole with a little plop. Jeff was still licking my softening cock, licking the shit and come off and swallowing it.
I knew that Sarah had a lot more sloppy shit inside her as my finger had been stopping it escaping, so I slid out from under her, leaving her kneeling on the settee still catching her breath, Jeff looked up and I nodded to Sarah's arsehole, I squeezed his cock and kissed him and then guided his cock to her brown hole which was still loose, Jeff's cock slid in easily, and he started to fuck her slowly holding her hips, Sarah groaned as Jeff fucked her slippery arsehole. I knelt behind Jeff and spread his cheeks and started to lick his arsehole, because of his movement it was a bit difficult so I pushed my forefinger into his hole, "Ohhh that's good" he said as I tried to keep in rhythm with his thrusting, I could feel his shit and knew he must be nearly ready to unload.
Sarah asked him to stop and he slid his cock out of her arsehole, and of course it was covered in shit so I took it into my mouth as Sarah turned back around and sat on the settee, she reached out and filled her wine glass and watched as I cleaned Jeff's cock, her right hand strayed to her cunt and she started to gently stroke her cunt which hadn't had much attention, apart from my tongue, we all took a breather, and Jeff and I were farting quite a bit and when Sarah farted it was a bubbly wet fart, the lounge stank but no one complained.
"I really need to go now, I can't hold out much longer" Sarah said, Jeff moved the coffee table and asked me to lay down, Sarah knelt astride me facing my feet and I looked up at her gorgeous arse as she leant forward
she strained a little and her arsehole expanded and a nice soft brown turd came into view with a phhhtttt, phhhttttt and dropped onto my upper chest then she pushed harder and I got splattered in soft and liquid shit, I started to rub it into my body, some hit me in the face, and I managed to lick some of it, I resisted the urge to pull her down so that she was shitting straight into my mouth, I didn't want to frighten her off, " Agghhhh", phhtttt, "agghhhhh" phhhhttttt as her shit continued to splatter me,
then she slumped forward and took my cock in her mouth as I spread the shit over my body and face, I scooped some up and rubbed it over her arse cheeks and her shaven cunt which was a beautiful sight in front of me, I looked up and smiled at Jeff who was standing over us watching and wanking, "Fucking hell, what a sight" he said, Sarah looked up at him, "Are you ready yet", she said, "Oh yes" he replied, she climbed off of me and turned to view her handywork, "oh wow" she said and the laid down as I got up. Jeff got over her as she had done with me, and Sarah spread his arse cheeks and he started to strain, his arsehole stretched open and a brown turd started to emerge, first one inch, then two, three, four, five, six and it broke off at about seven, right across her tits, then another, about four inches and a couple of smaller ones, I picked one of the smaller ones up and held it to Sarah's mouth, she licked it and turned her head, I broke a small piece off and put it in my mouth then leant down to kiss her, she didn't object to that and I passed it into her mouth with my tongue then used my tongue to push it around in her mouth, while we were doing that Jeff had leaned forward and had his tongue buried in Sarah's cunt, she reached down and started to spread Jeff's shit over her tits and body as our kissing got really passionate, she was getting worked up into a frenzy as Jeff worked on her cunt and inserted a finger up her arsehole, she spread the shit down lower over her belly and pushed Jeff's face away so she could spread more shit over her cunt and she finger fucked herself as Jeff finger fucked her arsehole and we shit kissed "Nnnggghhh, nghhhhhh" she said into my mouth as her hips bucked up and down and then she exploded "AAAggghhhhhhhhhh, FUUUCCCCKKKKKK" then stillness, she just slumped and both Jeff and I were worried for a moment and then her eyes opened, and she smiled up at us "OH wow" is all she said. Jeff and I smiled down at her shit covered body "You fucking enjoyed that didn't you" I said, "Fuck yeah" she replied, and Jeff and I helped her up to sit back down on the settee, "Right", Jeff said, "Your turn I believe" and he laid down and I squatted over him, he was wanking his cock as my arsehole was about 6 inches above his mouth, he didn't try and move me so I started to ease a turd out, not quite as long as his first one but about 5 inches, I looked through my legs to see him open his mouth and take it in like a fat cigar, he retched a bit but held it back as I moved down a bit unloading my shit onto his chest, a good plateful 6 decent sized turds, then I sat down and used my arse to smear it over him, he was chewing some of the shit but spat it out,
Sarah stood up and stood astride Jeff's head and legs astride started to piss into his mouth, he drank gratefully as her piss tasted better than my shit, when she had finished pissing she dropped down onto her knees and lowered her still shitty cunt onto his tongue, I turned and knelt between his legs and started to wank and suck his cock and within a couple of minutes his hot spunk hit the back of my throat, I swallowed most but crawled up to Sarah to kiss her and give her a taste of the salty cum.
So, after an hour we had all drank each others piss and tasted each others shit, fingered each others arseholes and tasted each others cum, we sat on the settee and drank our drinks, watching a shit video while covered in shit and piss.
I knew that this was the start of a beautiful friendship and we would have plenty more fun in the future, and both Sarah and Jeff would go to the next level, and I would arrange for my bi mate to come around and show them what a real shit pervert would do, but before that I'd film them doing their own shit scene.
I still hadn't fucked Sarah's cunt but I knew that next time we met I was going to, and if her cunt was full of shit so much the better. Till next time.
CAUGHT SHORT (THE THANK YOU)
BY KATY 16 (FMM, hetero and gay, ws, heavy scat games)