I was putting my stuff out the front of the shop at 8 o'clock one morning, when I opened the door there was a lady in a light grey tracksuit leaning with her left hand on the window, her right hand across her belly, left knee slightly bent and her right leg stretched out. This was a lady, about 30, 5' 2" slim build, shoulder length mousy blonde hair and she had a fantastic arse, she had been in the shop, and I'd often watched her jog past, going to the window to watch that lovely arse jogging down the road, and sometimes walking by in tight jeans.

On this occasion I thought she was just stretching, but her face told me that something was wrong, "morning, are you alright" I asked, "Nooo, can I use your toilet" she replied, "of course it through the back" and she rushed past me, I put what I was holding out and followed her in, she hadn't made it, she was on all fours in the hallway which leads to the back of the shop and the toilet, that beautiful arse stuck in the air and a brown stain spreading across her grey tracksuit bottoms, across her cheeks and down the inside of her thighs, and the phhtttt, phhtttt, of her arsehole emptying it's contents.

"ohhh noooo, god no, I'm so sorry" she said, "Hey don't worry, it's really ok, shit happens, and it certainly has with you" I said smiling trying to ease her embarrassment, my cock was straining against my jeans, it was a fantastic sight. "Oh fuck, she said" and she seemed have stopped shitting. "Here, let me help you up" and I took her by the elbow and helped her to her feet and led her out the back where there was a bit of space, I knelt in front of her and started to undo her trainers, and pulled them off " What are you doing?" she asked, "Cleaning you up" I replied,

"It's ok I only live along the road" she " "Nonsense you can't go out in these" I said as I took the waistband of her bottoms and eased them down" she didn't protest but looked up, I nearly come in my pants as her shit covered shaven cunt came into view, It was my turn to mutter " ohhhh" She looked down and Said, "This is turning you on isn't it?" "You've got no idea" I replied, and pushing my luck I wiped my finger between her legs, wiping the shit upwards off her shaven slit, She gave a little moan and opened her legs, and I got the feeling that her initial embarrassment had gone and she was enjoying it too, I took a gamble and put my shit covered finger to my lips and slowly licked the shit off, she looked down at me and smiled, "you're a fucking pervert" she said,

"Ummm but you're not objecting anymore, are you?" I replied, and wiped her cunt again, a little deeper this time, and I eased her bottoms right off and put them to one side.

another wimper, as I licked my finger, then I went straight for her cunt with my tongue, lapping at the surrounding area, licking her pubis mound before pushing my tongue into her shitty slit, her legs opened wider and I tongued the inside of her thighs, and after five minutes I had cleaned her up pretty good, she was gasping now and pinching her nipples through her tracksuit top.

I stood up and got a chair from the rest room, "turn around and bend over" I instructed, on she did, leaning over the back of the chair. What I really wanted to do was take my stiff cock out and ram it into her shitty arsehole, it was a fantastic sight, a beautifully rounded shit covered arse there for the taking!, but I didn't, I leant forward and carried on licking, first the cheeks, then her inner thighs as she spread her legs for me and slowly inwards to the crack of her arse and the beautiful brown wrinkled hole itself, as I poked my tongue into it I slowly stroked her cunt with my right forefinger gradually parting her lips and eased it into her wet cunt, my hand connected with hers as I realised she was rubbing her clit, and I slowly finger fucked her, while tonguing her shit hole, a minute later, she came in a shattering orgasm. I'm proud to say that I had more shit round my mouth than she had on her.

I stood up, "Well, you're clean, apart from you're mind, and I've had my fill of chocolate for the week!" I said as I licked my lips and helped her stand up. "Thanks" she said, " I'm so glad I made it as far as your shop", "not half as glad as I am" I replied. After 20 minutes my cock was still rock hard, I sorted her out a pair of work trousers which I sold in the shop, just to get her home, "I'll wash them for you" I said, pointing to her shitty bottoms, "No, that's ok, just give me a carrier bag", "NO, I insist, you can pick them up tomorrow" I said,

"You're not going to lick them clean are you?" She said, " The thought hadn't crossed my mind" I replied with a grin, I went into the kitchen and washed my face and when I came out she had dressed, she stood on tiptoe and gave me peck on the lips, "Thank you, so much" she said, "No,thank YOU" I said. I was just about to ask her name when the shop door opened and a customer came in, I forgot it had been open all the time, she followed me into the shop and as she went out she said, "Thanks, that's the best service I've ever had in a shop" and she smiled and winked. I served the next customer with toilet unblocker, locked the door as they left and went out the back where I laid the track bottoms out, I lowered my jeans and pants and I stroked my cock, and within 30 seconds I shot my cum into the shitty crotch piece of her shitty track suit bottoms, I put them in a carrier bag, had quick clean up and reopened the shop door.

The next day a guy dropped a note in, it said, Hi, Sarah told me how you helped her yesterday, and we would like to take you for a meal on Saturday as a proper thank you, Sarah says that you can have chocolate custard for desert! please call, I'm Jeff her other half.

CAUGHT SHORT - PART 1

BY KATY 16 (FM, scat soft)