CHAPTER 3 - VICARS & TARTS PARTY

 BY KATY 16 (M+F+, bb, incest dad/son/brothers, bi, gay, oral, anal, ATM, enema, puking, ws heavy scat)

  My job in the pub was going really well, I'd been there 2 weeks and had gotten to know the other members of staff well enough, they didn't have a clue about my 'fetish' as far as I knew, and thought the photo's of me dressed as a tart were hilarious! And just a one off!! Little did they know that I was Bisexual cross dresser with a serious shit and puke fetish who also shagged his sister and under age niece!


  It had been two weeks since the unexpected shit fest with Emma and Kelly, which was great, and last Saturday I went to my mates vicars and Tarts party, and I took Emma as my plus one, as my partner, I don't think anyone knew her, but so what, we were all adults! I had been to three other themed parties at Phil's place and only one of them had ended with shit fun, though that was completely unscheduled, and I didn't start it! The others had all ended as an orgy though.


  Kelly stayed with one of her friends, Rachel, and was apparently going to try and get into her knickers, and knowing her, she would succeed!


  Emma came around to me about five o'clock and we took our time getting ready, which included the privilege of me lathering up her cunt and shaving it and she returned the favour, doing my cock and balls! I already had some female clothes and I selected, black fishnet hold up stockings, black lacy thong, black bra, a white blouse and black mini skirt! With a long haired brown wig, Emma put some make up and lip stick on me and I was good to go.


  Emma actually had her hair cut fairly short, she said she was thinking about doing it anyway, and she hired the 'dog collar' and Cassock but had her own strap on, she also used a tight boob tube to try and hide her tits, and succeeded a bit as the Cassock was loose fitting, however her 'cock' hanging down was a bit noticeable! Though probably because I knew it was there! And for the introductions, she was Father Kevin and I was the Whore Emma!


  We arrived at 8.30, not too early not too late, I gave the host, my mate Phil, a long kiss, and a bottle of wine, he was dressed in all white, Stockings, mini skirt and blouse, I introduced 'Father Kevin' who also gave him a long kiss, making sure he knew what was under her/his Cassock, “Look me up later” she said with a wink, and we left him smiling as we went off arm in arm and got a drink, Emma stuck to white Wine and I had a bottle of Lager.


  I knew a few people and started chatting to a couple I knew intimately, introducing Emma to Alex and Helen, we'd done the whole combination thing previously, Helen was dressed like Emma but had her hair up in a tight bun, and Alex was in a red wig and a short red pvc dress, he was a bit slimmer than me!! and looked good, I imagine that Helen did his make up!


  We had a good chat about everything, football, football, football and dabbled in Politics and eventually got around to sex, Emma and Helen hit it off,and I wondered how much Emma told Helen about our 'arrangement'! I knew Emma to be a good judge of character so I wasn't worried, a few others came and said hello and we had now had about three drinks each and had hit the buffet which was very nice, I had explained to Emma that this was a Bi swingers party which is why she agreed to come with me (No pun intended!), and why there were about 10 whole cucumbers on the buffet table!!


  This was Phil's own house and it was a reasonable size, two rooms had been knocked into one downstairs so it was quite spacious, and there were three bedrooms upstairs but it only had one toilet! Which was toilet and bath combined, with a shower that you stood in the bath to use! Phil, being organised put a sign up over the bath saying 'urinal' In other words you could piss in the bath, he also left a couple of buckets outside just in case! There were French doors downstairs, leading to a conservatory and decent size garden, which was overlooked by one house, but those neighbours were here, so it didn't matter what people got up to in the garden! And Phil had dug a trench, about a foot wide and deep and about four feet long! With a sign pinned to a tree saying 'Latrine' in other words, another urinal!


  I asked Helen to dance, the music was slow soul and not so loud so that you couldn't talk, Alex danced with Emma,

and Alex had his tongue down my sisters throat in no time! So I took advantage by doing the same to Helen, we kissed hard, and she was pleased to noticed that my cock was hard, “Oh that feels nice” as she gave it a squeeze.


  Someone tapped me on the shoulder, “Excuse me, may I cut in?” It was Sandra, a woman I had known for a few years, “Hold that thought I said to Helen, won't be a minute!” Sandra was dressed as a Friar with her hair in a tight bun, “Hi Kev” she said, “How are you doing? Do you still have contact with that porn film lady?” She asked as we started to dance slowly “That's no Lady!” I said, smiling “But yes I do” “Can you give me her number” “No I'm Sorry Sandy, but if you give me your number I'll get her to call you” “Okay, that's fair enough” Sandy said, “You know what she does, right!”  “Yes, Steve and me are into it now” “Oh wow” I said, “And the kids?” “Well, yes, just recently, Josh and George have been involved, Josh is fourteen and George is twelve now, and they are at that age!” Sandy said, raising her eyebrows,“I'll look you up soon and you can give me the juicy details!” I told her, “ What's Steve wearing, I haven't seen him!” “He's wearing a schoolgirl outfit complete with pig-tails!”. I kissed her on the lips and pushed my tongue into her mouth and she responded, I squeezed her tits over her cassock and then went back to Alex, Helen and Emma who were all dancing together, Alex being the filling in the sandwich! There were now others dancing and about half a dozen couples naked, and some were fucking!


  I pulled Helen out of the mix,”Fancy a fuck?” I asked, “Of course, you smooth talker!” she said as she led me over to a hard back chair, the only one available, I stripped off, just keeping my hold ups on and sat on the chair, my cock sticking up proudly, Helen hoisted her Cassock over her head, she was completely naked, neatly trimmed pubes, firm tits, a little swell to her belly! She put her hands on my shoulders and straddled me, her wet cunt sliding easily down my shaft, “Ohh fuuccckkkk” I said “Mmmmmmm nice” she said, as she rose up and down before she leaned forward and pushed her tongue into my mouth, I had gripped her arse cheeks and was helping her ride my cock as we swapped saliva, oblivious to the others around us! We broke the kiss, as another couple came over, “Hi, I'm Jeff” the guy said, “And I'm Laura” Laura said, They were both naked, Laura was a natural red head, “Hi, Kevin and Helen” I said for both of us, Helen grabbed Laura and kissed her while still bouncing up and down on my cock, Jeff walked behind Helen and reached down, and although I couldn't see it, I knew he had pushed a finger (Or two) up her arse, she broke the kiss with Laura, “Ohhh fuuccckkkk” she said, as Laura leaned down to kiss me, the dynamics had changed and Helen got off of me, leaving my cock stiff and glistening, Helen knelt down inviting Jeff to fuck her arse as Laura straddled my cock, “Do you want my cum Laura?” I asked, “Oh yes” she said, “Fill me up!” I was nearly there, I squeezed Laura's full breasts, thumbing her nipples as she rode my cock faster, “Come on, give it to me” she said as she bounced harder, I took her by the hips and thrust harder and felt my cum rising” Laura leaned down and forced her tongue into my mouth as my cum shot into her hot wet cunt “Nnnnn, Nnnnhhh” Laura broke the kiss and threw her head back as she came too, “Oohhhh, Oohhhhh,  ohh fucckkkk” she screamed as I filled her cunt.

  

  Laura put her hands on my shoulders and wiggled her bum “Thanks Kev, that was nice! You needed that didn't you!”  “Only nice, and yes I did!” I said smiling, as she dismounted with a squelch! We both looked down at Jeff fucking Helens arse, he was about 5'10 and his cock was about 7” but Helen was taking every inch as her tits swung beneath her. I reached down for my beer as Laura walked away, the insides of her thighs glistening with juices, looking for her next cock or cunt.


  Then Steve and Sandra appeared, “There you are!” Steve said “We've been looking for you!” They were both naked and tanned all over, no white bits! I was still sat on the chair my limp cock shiny with cum and cunt juice, Sandra knelt down in front of me and started to lick my cock clean. “So” Steve said quietly, looking around, “We've got two horny, kinky young boys on our hands, they're good lads and we want to give them a bit more variety if you know what I mean! And think you are the man to help!” My cock was already starting to rise under Sandra's tonguing and my imagination.


  “What have you done so far?” I asked, “Most things, mostly with Sandy, but we've fucked and sucked and done a bit of pissing” How about shit?” “No, not with the boys, we've experimented a bit and I think Sandy loves it, though she plays it down a bit! I think the boys will be up for it but we're not pushing it!”


  My cock was now rock hard again and Sandra was sucking and wanking it, I reached out and took Steve's cock in my hand and after a few strokes he was hard, another couple had wandered over within hearing distance, “Ill pop round tomorrow afternoon” I told Steve, “I'll bring a couple of vids!”  “That would be great” he said.


  I put my hand on Sandra's head for her to stop sucking me, and stood up, I turned her so she was kneeling on all fours and knelt behind her and aimed my cock at her shaven slippery wet cunt where it slid in easily, I told Steve to straddle her and face me so I could suck his cock as I fucked his wife and I got into a nice rhythm, “Oh fuck!” Steve said, “That's good” as he started to move his hips and fuck my mouth, As I'd not long come I was able to fuck Sandra harder and faster and as she was rubbing her own clit, she came loudly, bringing a little cheer from those nearby, she rested her head on her arms, her lovely arse sticking up and I slowed my fucking and concentrated on the nice six inch fat cock in my mouth, I held Steve's hips as he fucked my face and then he used his hand to finish himself off and I held my mouth open as he shot his spunk into the back of my throat, I didn't swallow but shook Sandra's shoulder, she turned and looked up as I held her husbands spunk in my mouth, then knelt up to kiss me and we swapped the creamy salty cum with our tongues as I pinched her nipples, “Mmmmmmm, Nnnnn” were the sounds from Sandra.


  The couple who were close by seized onto Steve, a short haired blonde woman started to kiss him as her other half knelt down and started to clean his cock.


  I let go of Sandra, “I'll see you tomorrow afternoon” I told her, “Looking forward to it” she said smiling, I didn't interrupt Steve whose cock was now hard in the guys mouth, and went and got another beer. There was a dark haired girl, well built, kneeling on the food table with an older lady with big tits pushing one cucumber up her cunt and one up her arse, a couple of guys were watching and wanking!


  I grabbed a beer and realised I needed a piss, it was possible that someone here might like to drink it but I didn't want to risk offending someone, although I knew Sandra and Steve wouldn't hesitate! I went upstairs, the toilet door was open with a young woman, probably early twenties sitting on the toilet pissing, “Hi there!, mind if I join you” I said, the bath had been used and someone had put the plug in, I stood by the bath and pulled my foreskin back and started to piss, my yellow liquid splashing into the piss already there! The young lady stood up, she was only about five foot tall but well proportioned, she tore off a piece of tissue and wiped before pulling the chain, “What a waste” I said “I would have gladly licked you clean” “Maybe next time” she said with a smile as she walked out. I finished pissing as two more guys came in and one used the toilet the other the bath, we said “Hi” to each other and  went back downstairs.


  The party was now in full swing, and I realised it was ten thirty, I went into the conservatory where I saw Emma sitting on a guys lap with his cock up her arse and another guy fucking her cunt as a red head stood by the side using Emma's strap-on on her cunt, “Go on, fuck her, fuck her cunt and arse go on FUCK HER” and the guys were certainly giving it to my sister hard, I smiled and walked outside into the garden, only one couple out there fucking on the grass, so I went back in, had a glance at Emma who now had the red head kissing her as she was being double penetrated, then I saw the young girl from the toilet! “ Hi again” I said, “Oh hello” she said, “Who do you know here?” I asked, “Phil” she replied, “Oh, the host, been to his party's before?”  “No, this is the first” “Have you been fucked yet?” I asked her, “Twice” she said, “I've still got cum in my arse if the offer is still there to lick me clean!” she said smiling, “Wow, now that is an offer I can't refuse!” I said and took her by the hand and led her back into the lounge.


  I laid down on my back and she, Melissa, squatted over my mouth, I held her cheeks, using my thumbs to spread them and looked up at her brown hole,what a beautiful arse, still slightly stretched with white goo around it, I poked my tongue out and licked around the hole, wondering briefly whose cum it was! Then I pushed my tongue in as far as I could and I heard her gasp as I tongue fucked her arsehole, and then I put my lips around her hole and sucked, “Ohhhhh” she said, “You might get more than you bargained for if you suck too hard!” I sucked hard again, “Oghhhhh, fuck” she said as I moved my finger into her shit hole, and I could feel her shit, “Ohh no” she said, “It's okay, give it to me” I said, although originally I was going to be on my best behaviour and not do anything kinky, this was too good an opportunity and hopefully no one would see!

  

  I prodded and wiggled my finger then tongued her some more, “OOHHH FFUUCCKKK, that's nice” Mel said, and I felt her arsehole expanding and a little turd slipped into my mouth, I chewed it, swallowed and continued to lick her arsehole, she was rubbing her clit “OOOHHHHH, FFUUUCCCKKKKKK” as she came, grinding her lovely arse into my face, “OOOHHHHH”. I had to ease her off, and she looked down at me, “oohh you're dirty!” she said and leaned down to kiss me, licking around my mouth any signs that I'd just been chewing shit.


  “You liked that didn't you!” I said, “Could you tell?” she smiled, “You fucking kinky bitch, make sure you give me your number before you leave!” I said as I got to my feet, realising my cock was rock hard. I pulled her to me and kissed her hard, as I pulled away, she smiled again, “I suppose you want me to deal with that?” she said looking at my cock, “That would be nice!” I said, and Mel turned around and bent over the back of the armchair and opened her legs, she reached around and pulled her cunt apart and I nuzzled my cock into her wet hole and pushed it home, bringing a gasp, “Come on, fuck me hard” and I obliged, thrusting in and out of her sopping wet cunt, I gripped her hips and fucked her hard and fast! “Yes, yes, yeeesssss” Mel screamed, her upturned tits with their dark brown nipples were swinging beneath her as I pounded her pussy, “OOHHH YESSSS FILL ME UUPPPPP!”  “Give me your spunk” “FFUUUCCCKKKK MEEEE”  She was yelling, and my spunk was rising, My balls were slapping against her thighs as I felt my cum about to erupt, “Here it comes, HERE COMES MY SPUUNNNKKKK, YYEEESSSSSSSS” as I shot my cum deep into her womb. “Ohhh  Fuuccckkk, yeesssss she yelled as she came too. My knees buckled, and I held onto her hips as I let my cock subside inside her. “Wow” I said, “Fucking hell! That's about finished me” as I dropped to my knees, She turned around and bent down to kiss me, “Thank you” she said as I watched her lovely arse walk away.


  I grabbed my beer and plonked myself onto an armchair, and looked around, my deflated sticky cock looked defeated, there were still about twenty people, most in various stages of fucking, Mel was sucking Phil's cock, Steve was bent over and Sandra was fucking his arse with a beer bottle, I couldn't see Emma, Laura and Jeff and Alex and Helen had left, there were two women, lying on the floor in a sixty nine, I got up to go and find Emma, I bumped into Steve and Sandra who were just leaving and promised to see them tomorrow and went upstairs, I could hear a noise coming from the bathroom and sure enough Emma was there, kneeling in the bath as two guys and a very shapely blonde who I hadn't seen before, were all pissing on her, I watched as she took what she could in her mouth, she gave me a little wave, and then stood up as the yellow piss streams subsided, “Thank you, Guys and Gals” she said, “Thanks for the fisting!” the blonde said as they walked out. Emma stepped out of the bath which had about three inches of piss in it, “I suppose I'd better pull the plug now!” she said, and did, and then rinsed herself and the bath down before stepping out and grabbing a towel!


  “Hi Gorgeous” I said, “Have you enjoyed yourself?”  “Fuck yeah, you know some nice people don't you!”  “of course, did you fuck our host?” I asked her, “No, I snogged him but was pulled away by a couple, I didn't get their names!, how about you?”   “Yeah, I'm drained, I even got a bit of shit, sshhhh”  “Ooohhh nice, who from?” she asked, “A youngish girl called Melissa, very nice, I've got to get her number before we go, she was on her own!” We went down stairs, there were still a few people left, a dark haired woman was on her back with her legs spread and a guy was on all fours holding her lips apart and had his face buried in her cunt, lapping at her juices, as another guy was fucking his arse!


  We found our clothes, and found Phil who happened to be with Melissa and as we'd both had a good drink decided to get a cab, and as Phil knew his guests would be dressed 'Unusually' he had arranged his local cab firm to have selected drivers on hand! I got Melissa's number and Emma even had time to give her a fingering! As I said goodnight to Phil.

  

  The cab got us home 1n twenty minutes and ten minutes later we were both naked in bed cuddling up, both too knackered to do anything but sleep!


  In the morning I cooked breakfast and we talked about various people we had screwed the night before and I told Emma about my afternoon visit to Sandra and Steve's, and George and Josh. “What time is Kelly due home?” I asked, “I don't know, she said she would call when she wanted picking up!”.


  I briefly thought about asking Emma and Kelly to come with me but decided not to as it was the boys first time, there would be plenty of other opportunities I'm sure!


  Kelly called about 11.30 and sure enough she had licked, sucked and fingered Rachel's cunt and arsehole, Emma went and picked her up, she'd taken a couple of pics on her phone which both Emma and I told her to delete, but not before we looked!!


  I selected a couple of Videos and left 1.30 arriving at Steve's at 2.o clock. The door opened as I pulled up on their driveway, and Sandra stood there with the boys, “Hi Kev, glad you could make it!” Sandra said, “Hi guys” I said as I approached with my holdall, “Hello uncle Kev” the boys said, although I wasn't their real uncle and hadn't seen them in nearly 2 years! They had both grown considerably and were good looking and looked in good shape.


  Sandra led us through to the lounge where Steve was sitting in his armchair in just a pair of boxers, “Hello again Kev, recovered from last night?” “Yes, it was a good night wasn't it!”  “Sure was” Steve said.


  Sandra hoisted her dress over head and threw it on the back of the settee, she was completely naked, and the boys undressed too, and then went and cuddled their mother, where Sandra fed a tit into each of their mouths, I stripped off my track suit, nothing underneath, and my cock was stirring already watching Sandra getting her tits sucked, I noticed Josh's hand go behind his mum, obviously fondling her arse, I handed Steve the videos, and he selected one at random and inserted it into the machine, and the TV screen came alive, It was one Sylvia's,  a couple with their son and daughter, a bit older than George and Josh, they were sitting round the breakfast table.


  “I take it we're all ready?” I asked, looking at all of them and received, “yeses” and nods, I sat on the Settee, “Hey, George, come here” I called, and George came and stood in front of me, I reached out for his cock which was just starting to grow and I stroked it, fondling his little balls, and it wasn't long before it was 5” long and hard, not bad for a 12 year old! I leant forward and took it in my mouth and slid my hand between his legs so I could finger his tight little arsehole, Steve was stroking his cock having taken his boxers off, and Sandra and Josh were both watching, “Mmmmmmmmm” George said as I pushed my finger into his hole, “How does that feel boy?” Steve asked, “Great dad, but it's making me want to shit!”  “That's the idea mate” I said as I let his now rock hard cock slip out of my mouth, “Right turn round” I instructed him, “straddle my cock” which he did, I used my thumbs to pry his cheeks apart! “Now shit, give me what you've got” I knew he had some up there because I had shit on my finger which I licked off, George pushed and slowly a light brown turd started to ease out, only about an inch wide but about 5 inches dropped onto my cock, he pushed again and another nice 5” soft turd fell onto my cock, I reached down and started to rub the shit onto my cock and balls, knowing that the smell was going to hit him as he pushed a couple of smaller turds out, “Ohhh fuuccckkkk” he said as he tried to push more out and let out a couple of farts, “Right now sit on my Cock” I told him as I held it straight up, and he wiggled his arse and slowly impaled himself on my cock, “OHH, ohhhh, oohhhh” he said as he slowly rose up and down, “Josh, do the same to your dad!” I said, and Steve adjusted himself to accommodate Josh who straddled Steve's legs, Steve's cock was rock hard, the bulbous knob red, as Josh started to shit, he let out a couple of good farts before easing a couple of darker brown turds onto hid dad's cock, Sandra knelt in front of me and George and took his cock in her mouth as he rode my shitty cock, the smell didn't phase her, though George was gagging, “Go on George, puke if you've got to, Your mum won't mind, it'll probably make her cum!” I said, “Mmmmm, mmmmmm” Sandra said, I could see Josh's shit land on Steve's cock and then Steve lifted his arse up and pushed his cock straight up his eldest son's brown hole, “OOHHHHHH” Josh said, more in surprise than pain, he'd taken his dad's cock before though not just after shitting on it!!


  Suddenly, George puked, “UURRGHHHHHhh, Uurrgghhhh” as puke like rice pudding splashed on his mum's head, “Mmmm, Mmmmmmm” Sandra said again while still sucking her son's cock, George lifted his arsehole off of my cock and shit again, this time soft runny shit as he vomited again over his mum “OOOhhh  FFFuuucccckkkkk, I'm going to cum Mum” he yelled and Sandra held his cock in her mouth as he pumped his fresh young spunk into the back of her throat, “OOHHHHH” George yelled, I pushed my shit covered cock between his legs and Sandra let his cock out of her mouth and took my brown shitty cock in, she used her tongue to lick the shit off and sucked hard, George gave another heave and then coughed and spat on his mums head before stepping over her, “Hold on George” I said, he looked at me, snot hanging from his nose, “Help your Mum” I said pointing, he smiled and knelt down next to Sandra who had vomit running down her cheeks and shit round her mouth and her son's cum in it! She pulled away and George went for it, taking my full 6 and a half inches of still shitty cock, he gagged again but was empty, Sandra took over again and then she turned and kissed her 12 year old son swapping the shit and cum and that's when I gave my cock a couple of strokes and came over their faces, “Mmmm, MMMMmmmmmm” from both of them as my cum splashed on their shit covered skin.


  Josh had now dismounted his dad's cock and was smearing his own shit over his dad's shaven cock and balls and then he took it into his mouth, Steve raised his hips and fucked his son's mouth.


  Sandra stood up and pulled George to his feet and put her arm around his shoulder and kissed the top of his head as the puke was now running down over her tits! We watched Josh sucking his own shit off his dad's cock!


  I had to smile to myself, that was some initiation for young George, and I had no doubt that he would be up for anything, Josh was doing okay too,I could see him swallowing, then he too gagged, Steve pulled his son's head down so his cock his the back of his throat and then let go, and Josh vomited all over his dad's cock, Balls and belly! “HHHRRRGGGHH, Hhrrruuuggghhhhhh” His puke looked like porridge! his eyes were watering but he took his dad's cock and started to wank it while holding his mouth over it and it wasn't long before Steve filled his son's mouth with his cum, and Josh swallowed, “Kiss him George” I instructed and George knelt down and french kissed his brother, swapping shit, puke, spunk and saliva from mouth to mouth!


  “Well Sandra, what do you think?, have they got it? I asked, She looked down at me, and smiled, “I think they definitely have!”  I stroked my cock back to stiffness which wasn't hard, watching a shit and puke covered Sandra stroking her cunt!


  “Come on then Sandra, sit on this!” She didn't need asking twice, as she straddled my shitty cock, it squelched as she slid down onto it and she ground herself against my pubes as she leaned in to kiss me, I held her tight, and fucked her with short hard strokes our tongues licking and tasting each other “MMMMnnnn,  NNNNNnnnnnhhh” she muttered as her intense orgasm ripped through her, she broke the kiss “Oh Fuck Kev that was awesome, want to eat my shit?”  I smiled and she climbed off, I laid on the floor and she squatted over my face, the boys moved closer to watch, I held Sandra's cheeks and opened my mouth as her arsehole bulged and a thick brown turd started to push through her anus,it slid into my mouth and I closed my lips around it when I felt it hit the back of my throat! It broke at about 6 inches and fell across my cheek as another crinkled brown log started to push through, I started to chew what I had in my mouth, Sandra started pissing too the hot liquid splashing on my chin and chest, then I felt my legs being lifted, Josh one side and George the other as Steve laid down and aimed his still shitty cock at my arsehole, I could feel him nudging his cock head, working it into my hole, I tried to relax which allowed him to enter me and then felt his cock push into my shit, Sandra sat on my face and wriggled smearing her brown shit all over my face and I had to push her up for fear of choking on the turd in my mouth. “Mmmm,  NNNNnnnnn” was all I could utter as Steve fucked me slowly.


  Sandra climbed off and knelt by my side, she smeared her shit over my face, using her piss to soften it then, I was still chewing and swallowing my mouthful then she kissed me again, George was wanking my cock as his dad fucked me, then Steve stopped fucking and 20 seconds later I could feel hot liquid filling me up, he was pissing inside my arsehole, it was a tremendous feeling, especially as I needed a shit! “OHHHhhhhh FFFuuuucccckkk” I muttered, “Sandy, sit here” Steve told his wife and she moved, then he pulled out my arse, “Go on Kev, give it to her!” I knew what he wanted me to do, I knelt on all fours with my arse facing the puke and shitfaced Sandra who was sitting up and leaning on her hands, I edged backwards and then let loose my piss enema, “Whhooosshhh” as piss and shit shot out over Sandra's tits and belly, including a 6” beauty of a turd which landed in her lap, “Spplllaasssshhhhh” again and more shit and piss hit her, she opened her legs slightly where the piss was pooling and Steve reached down and rubbed my turd into his wifes cunt “Come on boys, lets cover your mum from top to toe!”and they all started to smear her, there was more retching from both boys and Sandra and coughing and spitting, I turned around and watched the filthy erotic site before me, my cock already twitching as Steve was pushing my shit into his wifes cunt, using four fingers as it made a squelching and slurping sound, Sandra's eyes were closed “OOOGHHHHH,  OOGHHHHHH, OOHHHHHHHHHHHH” as she neared her orgasm, then “YYYEEEESSSSSSSS” as it hit her.


  The boys were looking in awe at their mum, sitting there covered in puke, shit and piss as their dad was licking shit off of his hand then leaned in to kiss his wife, “Alright love?” he asked, “Fuck yeah” she said, “how about you boys?, was it fun?” “Fuck yeah” Josh said, “Yeah not arf” George replied.


  “Let me taste your cum boys” I said as I leaned back against the settee, and they both came and stood in front of me and started wanking their cocks, they watched the TV as the young girl was taking a mouthful of shit from her dad, and within a couple of minutes I was getting 2 mouthfuls of young spunk, I held my mouth open until they had both emtied themselves, I held my mouth open to show mum and dad what their boy's had given me and then swallowed, “UMMMMMMmmmm” I said as I licked my lips.


  “Fucking hell” Steve said, “That was awesome” “It sure was” I replied, “I think you boys are real Coprophiles” I said, they looked at each other with blank expressions, “It means, shit loving perverts, basically!”  “Oh” they said smiling, “Just like your mum and dad” I said.


  Steve got up and got us drinks, we were all knackered, “I'm involved in a little project, which is coming up, funny enough Sylvie is running it, It will be a mass shit orgy, with parents and kids at a school, do you fancy it?” The boys looked at each other, “Sounds good to me” Steve said, “It is absolute discretion you can't tell anyone!” I said looking at the boys, “No, we won't say anything” they both said together.


  Then they kissed each other while stroking each others cocks, Which was an erotic site, as was the site of Sandra, sitting with her back to the settee, covered from head to toe in shit and puke knees up and legs apart with her hand idly stroking her shitty cunt!


  “Well I'd better get going” I said,as I put my glass down, “I think my work is done here!”  “Boys, take Kev to the shower will you while I fuck the arse off your mum!” Steve said. I thought about staying to watch but knew there would be other times! Steve and Sandra had a utility room with a shower downstairs which was handy, and the boys and me washed each other clean, with fingers inserted into holes to make sure! We came out just in time to watch Steve Spunking into his wifes arsehole, and  watch him slump over her back, “Oh fuck, that's done me in” he said. “Thanks love” Sandra said as she manouvered out from under him, I got dressed, “Right, I'm off” I said I'll give you a ring in a day or two” I said, “See ya” Okay” and thanks” were replies as I made my way to the front door.


  I took a couple of deep breaths and smiled to myself, I hadn't seen that coming, it was nice surprise, I had a quick fantasy of my sister Emma and Sandra in a 69 while covered in shit and then I made my way home for a long bath and an early night.