I had quite an enjoyable experience recently thanks to everyone buying up toilet rolls, I run my own business but share the premises, basically I'm a lodger.

At the front of the shop I have a small display, but the shop itself is run by the owners 25 year old granddaughter, Geraldine, but she's known to everyone as Gerry, not a beauty but o.k. she wore glasses and was about 5' 4" nice tits and although a bit of a belly she looks good, especially her nice rounded arse when she wears her grey track suit bottoms with no sign of vpl, visible panty line! and the occasional camel toe! I work through the back of the shop which has the kitchen area, and the shared use toilet is upstairs.

I have worked with her for about three years now and we get on o.k. sometimes we have a little chat but usually it's just good morning as she only does three days a week, I'm 14 years older than her and thought she might have been a lesbian at first, but she had actually been married for three years before finding out that her husband had been screwing her friend so she kicked him out about a year ago and she told me outright that she was relying on 'battery powered plastic' for her sexual release.

I did think about offering my services but didn't think it a good idea to mess with my landlords granddaughter, when we did talk she was very open as you can tell by her telling me she used a vibrator and she even bought her batteries from me!

Anyway, we'd been ticking along nicely when this Coronavirus thing kicked in, neither realising at first how serious it was, and as neither of our jobs were considered essential I decided that I was going to stay at home but it was going to take me a couple of days to wind down, and Gerry's grandad told her to stay at home too, but likewise she wanted to put things in order first.

In the three years or so I'd been there, I'd noticed that sometimes Gerry didn't use the loo all day, which to me was quite astonishing if you saw what she ate and drank, but other times she was normal, I did have the pleasure of playing with one of her nice 6" turds about three months ago when, either the toilet didn't flush or she forgot! or was she teasing me? Anyway, I went up for a piss and saw this nice dark brown log lying there and as I was feeling horny I reached into the bowl and scooped it out, it was solid, about 6" long and an 1" 1/2 wide, and she must have strained a bit to get that through her arsehole, I sniffed it and then licked it but resisted biting a bit off, it would be just my luck that a customer would come in while I was chewing a mouthful of shit! I slid it back into the bowl, licked my hand clean, had my piss and flushed.

On the way past the door to the shop where Gerry was sitting I glanced at her to see if her eyes were watering, they weren't. "O.k Gerry, bit quiet today isn't it?" as I leaned in the door, "Yes, suits me though" she replied as she leaned back in her chair while looking at her mobile phone. "Yeah and me" I said as I went out the back.

So it was now, 3'o'clock in the afternoon and Gerry had gone up to the loo, I was on my laptop, watching porn when I heard my name being called "Keith, Keith" I got up and went to the stairs "Did you call?" I shouted up, "Yes, have you got any bog roll down there?" "No, isn't there any in the carrier bag hanging up?" "No it's empty" "Hang on I'll pop down the road" I replied, the shop is only 3 doors down and I popped out but they didn't have any because people had been panic buying, no kitchen roll either.

I went back, locking the door behind me, "Sorry Gerry, they're out" I shouted up, "Oh fuck, that's typical I've just had a massive shit and there's no paper" she said, I walked up the stairs, and took a real gamble, "I'll clean you up if you like!" I said, "WHAT!" "I'll clean you up, I've got a clean hanky and a good tongue" .It could have gone either way, but the door opened to reveal Gerry sitting on the bog her jeans and red cotton panties around her ankles and her hand across her pussy. She smiled and held her hand out "Can I have the hanky please?" she asked, I smiled back, "I can do it better, I've had experience" I replied, she looked at me, obviously thinking about it, "Oh fuck, go on then" she said as she stood up giving me a brief flash of her pubes, she shuffled round, kicking her right foot free of her jeans and bent forward putting her hands on the seat to support herself. "Phoar" she said as the smell hit her, she opened her legs slightly and I got a view of her pussy, which looked neatly trimmed.

I knelt behind her and spread her cheeks and her arsehole was surrounded by soft shit, "Oh it's not too bad, I've seen worse!" I said and leaned forward and started to lick the shit off, "OOhhh, oohhhh" Gerry said, "MMMmmm" I said, Gerry bent down and looked between her legs opening them wider, "Are you enjoying that?" she asked, "MMmm, you've got a fantastic arse" I said as I pushed my tongue into her hole, her hand had drifted to her pussy. I had actually cleaned her pretty well, but I pushed a finger into her hole and felt some resistance, so although the outside was clean there was still some shit in the tube, I pulled my finger out and put it in my mouth to suck it clean and then repeated the process twice more, Gerry moaned "agghhhh" everytime I pushed my finger in "Come downstairs and I'll finish up" I said. Gerry stepped out of her jeans and panties, picked them up and followed me downstairs.

In the kitchen area there was a sink, a wide and long worktop with a microwave on top and cupboards and a fridge underneath, I got a couple of sheets of cardboard and laid them on the work top and got my steps and told Gerry to get up, which she did, "Stay on your knees" I said, she did and I admired the view, her pussy was wet, "Aren't I clean now?" "Yes, sorry, I'm taking advantage" "Do you want to fuck me?" she asked,

"well, my cock is hard, do you want it?" "Yeah come on, fuck my arse, I climbed onto the worktop behind her, I eased my track suit and pants down, my cock sprung out and I aimed it at Gerry's arsehole, it slid straight in and she gasped, my cock is about six inches and quite thick but she took it without any trouble.

"Oh yes, that's nice" she said, "I'm guessing this is not the first time you've had anal sex" I said, "OHHH No, my arse has been fucked more than my cunt" with the sound of her saying cunt, my cock twitched, I held onto her hips as I was sliding in and out easily, a slight brown streak down the right side, Gerry was now rubbing her clit and thrusting back onto my cock which started throbbing, "Oh shit I'm going to come" I said, "YEESSSSS SSSOOOO AAMMM IIIIIII AGGhhhhhhhhhh" she yelled as my spunk shot into her bowels "Ohhh ffuucckkkk" that was hot she said, as I continued to slide my cock in and out as it subsided and then slipped out, I sat back on my haunches as Gerry turned around giving me my first view of her neatly trimmed puffy red wet cunt, "Thanks" she said, "The pleasure was all mine" I said, "Beats serving customers don't it? It's just a shame we didn't run out of bog roll ages ago!".

She was idly stroking her cunt, "Do you want me to lick your cock clean?" she asked, "How about a good old fashioned 69 I asked" "MMM that sounds good and we climbed down off of the worktop and I laid some more cardboard on the floor, it was not the most comfortable but a we were both still horny it was fine with us, I laid down first and Gerry got astride me, her cunt was now very wet and I could smell her sex and then I felt her hot lips engulf my cock which immediately reacted, I reached up and took a cheek in each hand and used my thumbs to pull her pussy lips apart then stretched my neck up and plunged my tongue into her now dripping hole bringing a gasp and a push down, my cock was already hard again under he expert licking when she suddenly sat up, she hoisted her tee shirt over her head, undid her bra and then turned around and lowered her cunt straight onto my cock and started to ride it slowly while holding her tits, I reached up and pulled on her long dark brown nipples as her cunt squelched on my cock, she was smiling down at me, "Ummm this is nice" she said, "It sure is" I replied as her movement sped up and we got into a faster rhythm "OOHHH FFFUUUCCCKKKKK, I'm going to come again" she said, which made me go for it too, and I used my hips to fuck her hard, "AAGGHHHHHHHHHH" we both shouted together as I shot my come into her wet cunt, she slumped down on top of me and buried her head in my shoulder and stared to cry, I held onto her feeling the hot tears running down my neck, "It's o.k." I said, "Ummmm, that's the best fuck I've had in years" she said, "Why thank you ma,am" I said, "I'm glad to be of service, I'll give you my number in case you run out of bog paper during lock down! I'll come running"

She smiled as she climbed off and I stood up, I gave her a hug and kissed the top of her head, she took her glasses off and wiped her eyes, she was actually pretty and I could see now a great figure, it was just her dress sense.

It was nearly 4.30, nobody had rung or knocked on the door so we hadn't missed anything, we got dressed, "Shall I go and flush the bog, or shall I put it in your lunch box for your tea tonight" she said with a smile, "How come you are not grossed out by what I did" "Why should I be, after all it's not the first time I've had fun with shit!!!

GERRY

By Katy16 (F/M, hetero, anal, oral, scat)