Hi, Kev here, It was a month ago that I got a surprise call from Steve, a guy I didn't know, but a mutual friend, Ricky, had put him in touch, and I was glad he did. I was invited over to Steve's for some fun with his wife, Kim, his sister Paula and his three kids,
Jesse 15, Jason 14 and 13 year old Lizzie which turned out to be amazing.
We had agreed to meet again this month but the kids were away with the school for 4 days, however I was still invited over for the adults to play! I got up at 8 o'clock had a shower, shaved my cock and balls then went down stairs where I had 6 Weetabix for breakfast, from previous experience with what I'd eaten yesterday and was going to eat at lunchtime today this should be touch and go for tonight!
I arrived at Steve's at 1'o clock where Paula let me in with a peck on the lips, "We're going to the Indian in the high street" Paula said, "Is that o.k. with you?" she asked. "Yeah, that's o.k, I haven't had a curry for ages" I replied. Paula was wearing a black dress, fairly low cut without a bra, and black high heels, she had her hair in a pony tail and was wearing drop earrings. Steve and Kim came down the stairs and Kim came and gave me a peck on the lips and Steve shook my hand. Kim was also wearing a black dress and high heels but had left her hair loose, Steve had on a white shirt and jeans I dropped my bag with my bits and pieces in by the settee.
Steve locked the door behind us and we followed the girls for the 15 minute walk to the restaurant, we both admired the view in front of us as we chatted, mainly about football as we both supported our local team. Although it was Saturday lunchtime the restaurant wasn't very busy so we got seated and served fairly quickly. The girls ordered a bottle of wine and Steve and I had a beer, as we waited for our meals, there was a bit of innuendo about later events but generally the chat was about everyday events. An hour and a half later we left the restaurant all having used the toilet once, Kim pointing out that it was a waste of piss! Paula and Kim popped into a supermarket and Steve and I popped into the betting shop across the road to see how the football was going, and we arrived home at 3.25.
The lounge had been set out for what was to come, tarpaulin on the floor, wine, beer and fags on the coffee table with a selection of dvds. "I don't know about you guys but I don't think I can wait until tonight" Kim said, holding her belly, Paula went over to her and pulled Kim to her and they kissed, Paula forcing her tongue into Kim's mouth, then she pulled away and hoisted her dress over her head, "We can make an early start can't we guys?" she said looking at us, "Of course" we said as we stripped off, Paula slipped a dvd into the machine as Kim took her dress off. Both girls shaven cunts were glistening and the tops of their inner thighs were wet. They had obviously been thinking about later events.
Steve passed me a beer and a fag and took one of each himself, we lit up as Kim poured Paula and herself a glass of wine as Paula lit them each a fag and we sat down, Kim lifted up a cheek and let rip a fart "Nice one sis" Paula said, we watched a bit of the film that Paula had loaded, both Steve and my cocks were standing to attention, and we took big hits on our fags as we watched 2 girls in bra and panties lying down kissing as 2 guys and another girl were pissing over them. The fags were having the desired effects and we were now all very relaxed.
"Right Kim" I said as I stood up and reached for my bag, "Kneel on the settee with your legs slightly open" which she did, a lovely broad arse with her brown puckered hole and her wet cunt just below, her lips slightly open, I pushed two fingers into her cunt as I leaned forward to tongue her arsehole, which brought a groan, as my fingers squelched in her cunt, I leant down and took some lolly sticks from my bag, "Come on then Kim, let's see what you've got!" She pushed, she farted and then her arsehole started to open and a lovely brown turd which looked about 2" thick started to ease out, I pushed a lolly stick in, dead centre as the turd started to ease out, I brought my hand back so that I was supporting it and gravity didn't make it drop off, and at 5" I allowed it to break off as Kim continued to push and another turd started to ease out, I did the same, pushing the lolly stick dead centre, and allowed the turd to push onto the stick, another nice 5" lolly, I passed the first one to Paula as a third turd eased out, not quite as fat and a bit softer but a third stick went in, only about 3" this one, but she kept pushing and smaller bits dropped out, dropping onto the settee, I pushed the larger 'turd lolly' I was holding into her wet cunt as I leaned forward and started to lick Kim's shitty arsehole and I fucked her cunt with the shit stick, she opened her legs wider and fingered her clit "OOhhhh, fuuuccckkk, yeah, that's good" Her hot cunt juice had softened and smoothed the shit on a stick so I pulled out and passed it to Steve, who immediately started to lick it as he stroked his stiff cock. "Oh fuck, shit and cunt juice on a stick, brilliant!" Steve said.
I took the other 'lolly' back from Paula and did the same with that one, pushing it into Kim's cunt and pushed it in and out as my tongue buried itself in her shitty arsehole, this again softened it and smoothed it and I passed it back to Paula who smiled at her brother as she started to lick and suck it, Kim had no idea yet that she was providing shit on a stick, I pushed the third, smaller shit stick into Kim's cunt and pulled the stick back between my fingers which left the shit inside her, then I stood up and pushed my rock hard cock into her shitty cunt, "OOOOHHHH FFFUUUUCCCKKKK, YYEEEAAAHHHH, oh yeah go on fuck meeeee" and I did, shit and juice squelched out of her cunt as I held her hips, driving my cock in and out hard, and it wasn't long before we both came, "OOhhh ffffuuuucccckkkkk YESSSSSSSSSS" Kim screamed, "AGGGHHHHHHH" from me as I shot my spunk deep into her juicy, wet, shitty cunt. then slumped forward onto her back as my cock subsided. "Nice one Kev" Paula said while licking her lolly.
I managed to back out, my cock limp, shitty and slimy with come, and I slumped onto the settee as Kim turned around, "Here you are love" Steve said, as he handed Kim his half eaten shit lolly, "Ohh you dirty fucker" she said to me smiling, "The kid's will love these!" Steve came and knelt in front of me started to lick the come, juice and shit off of my cock then he took it in his mouth, and I took the opportunity to have a piss before he got me hard and I couldn't go, he swallowed it down and I nodded to Paula, indicating that his arsehole was available, and she took the hint putting her 'lolly' on the coffee table.
She knelt behind him and pushed a finger into his hole, "Mnnnnhhhh" was all he could say with a mouthful of my cock which was starting to get harder, Paula pulled her finger out and licked it, then she picked up a lolly stick, "Come on then bruv, give me what you've got!" she said, and Steve started to push out a turd, I couldn't see at first but Paula was doing exactly what I had done to Kim, and as she brought her hand back I could see a nice thick turd pushing onto a stick, Paula was smiling as the turd broke off at 6", and Steve kept pushing with Paula getting another 5" shit lolly which she passed to me, and I had a taste of Steve's shit.Then she held her hand out to catch the rest of her brothers softer shit which she slapped on his arse and rubbed it in, Kim stood up and started to piss over his back and arse making it easier for Paula to smear, then Paula sat down on the settee, she opened her legs and pushed the 'shit lolly up her cunt and started to fuck herself with it. My cock sprung to attention in Steve's mouth, he couldn't see what his dirty sister was doing, Kim leant over and Kissed Paula and squeezed her tits, pinching the nipples as Paula continued to fuck herself with the shit dildo.
I tapped Steve on the head and he looked up at me with his eyes, "Someone wants a cock" I said, indicating Paula, and he turned around on his knees, he took her hand, pulled the 'melting' shit stick from her cunt and pushed his cock in it's place and started to fuck her as his wife was still kissing her and pulling on her nipples, I stood up and took the 'shit lolly' from Steve allowing him to grab his sisters hips as he fucked her properly, his cock slurping with shit and cunt juice, My cock was hard again and I stood behind Kim and managed to get one knee on the settee and get my cock into her shitty arsehole "UUNNNGGHHHhhhnngghh" was coming from both Kim and Paula as their tongues entwined in a wet sloppy kiss. Steve sped up and I knew he was going to come, "Oh yes, oh yes, OHHH YYEEEESSSSSSSS" as he shot his spunk into his sisters cunt, Paula reached up and took Kim's hair, pulling her away from the kiss so she could breathe easier, "Oh fuck" she said as Steve pulled his cock out, covered in shit and come as mine had been fifteen minutes ago.
Kim let go of Paula's tit's and I continued to fuck her arsehole slowly, as Steve and Paula sat down, Paula had a shitty hand print on her tit, I needed a shit myself so I pulled my cock out of Kim's arsehole and eased her over onto her back, I looked down at her "Can I shit in your mouth?" I asked, She smiled, "Of course you can" as she opened her mouth wide, I climbed over her and squatted so my arsehole was inches from her mouth and pushed, a big fart followed by a big soft turd, which slid to the back of Kim's throat before breaking off and dropping onto her cheek, another followed and two more smaller ones as she started chewing more soft shit "PHHHTTTTTT" squirted from my arsehole over her face, "UUM,MMM" Kim said as I climbed off of her, I scooped my shit from around her neck and started to rub it over her face, shoulders, chest and belly, I kneaded it into her tit's, pulling on her nipples as she was writhing and chewing shit, and she reached down with her right hand to rub her clit, "MMMMnnnnnnhhhhhh" Paula came over and lifted one leg onto the settee, she reached down and pulled her cunt lips apart and started to piss, moving her hips so that she covered her sister-
Then I took hold of Paula and kissed her, I pulled her to me her tit's squashing against my chest and I reached around and grabbed her arse cheeks pulling her cunt against my cock as our tongues explored each others mouths, my cock started to harden again, I broke away, "I want to fuck your brothers arsehole" I said, "Oh yeah, he'd like that" she replied. We broke apart and Paula sat on the settee, she edged her arse forward and pulled her cunt lips apart, "come on Steve, lick this" she said and Steve obeyed, he got on his hands and knees and leant forward and started licking up and downs his sisters wet shitty cunt as I knelt behind him, his own arse cheeks were covered and his arsehole was gaping and my cock slid straight in "Ohhhhhhh" he mumbled through a mouthful of cunt, I started to fuck him slowly as Paula was pulling her own nipples, "Go on Kev, fuck his shitty arsehole" she said, "Fuck him, he likes it hard! don't you bruv?" she said, "MMmm nnnnn" Steve nodded, so I picked up the pace and started to push my cock in and out harder and faster, "MMMMM nnnnnnnnn" he mumbled again, "OH Fuck, that's it Steve, yeah there ohhh yeahhh YYEEESSSSSSSS" Paula screamed as Steve's tongue brought her off again, and now I was about to come, my cock started to throb as I pounded into Steve's brown hole, "Oh yes Kev, give me your spunk, yes fuck me", "YEESSSS I'm comingggggk and shot my spunk into his bowels, "Ohh yes, that was hot" Steve said, "Oh fuck" I said as I collapsed on my haunches, my cock once again soft shitty and slimy, I reached over for a drink of beer. Steve turned around and then stood up, he let out a wet fart before aiming his cock at my face and started to piss over me, of course I opened my mouth and swallowed some as he waved his cock around, then the flow subsided.
Steve sat back down and threw his arm around his sister, giving her a peck on the lips, "Well that was fun wasn't it" he said, Kim was asleep, completely drained, " Umm, isn't it great that when you are dying for a shit you can just go, shit or piss wherever you like" Paula said, "Loved the lolly idea, you fucking pervert" She added, " Yeah, wait till the kids ask for a lolly next time!" Steve said, and we laughed. "It's a shame Lizzie's not here, she could put her hand up my cunt and pull the shit and come out!" Paula said smiling. "Oh fuck, I'd like to see that" I said.
"I'd better wake sleeping beauty there and get her in the shower" Steve said, Paula and I helped get her on her feet, "Oh fuck" Kim said, "That was awesome, as Jason would say". We made our way up to the shower which could hold 6 people comfortably thanks to Steve's d.i.y. ability and it had a bidet. We washed each other, inside and out, using a special lotion to help get rid of the lingering smell, "It's funny how you get used to the smell and taste isn't it!" Paula stated, "umm the kid's can't complain about my cooking any more, when they say it tastes like shit, I just smile and say AND!" Kim said.
After helping to tidy up and a coffee, I left them to it with the promise going back next month for fun with kid's as well.
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Part 2 by Katy16 (MMFF, Bi, incest brother sister, anal, oral, ws, scat)