Hi again, Kev here, 42 years old, 6 foot blue eyed, clean shaven, bi, 6" cock and very, very dirty. It was Saturday night about 7 and I'd just finished a deep pan pizza and was on my second bottle of beer watching the late game on tele when the phone went. "Hi Kevin speaking" "Hello Kevin, my name is Steve, Ricky asked me to give you a call as we have something in common, and says you may be interested in a meet"  "Oh yeah, what might we have in common?" "Well according to Ricky, Shit and piss fun"  "Well if you're into that then he's right, how is he?, haven't heard from him for ages" "He's fine but he's very busy nowadays which is why we haven't seen him for ages and he suggested you might be interested in taking his place for a get together"  "You say WE haven't seen him!, Who's WE",  "My wife, Kim, my sister Paula and our kids, Jesse 15, Jason, 14 and 13 year old Liz",  "Oh shit, and they are all into it?",  " Yep",  "Fucking hell I don't know what to say", "How about yes, from what Ricky tells me you'll enjoy yourself, I bet you've never fucked a 13 year olds shitty arsehole before have you, especially while she's drinking her brother and sisters piss", "Oh fuck, when were you thinking of?"  "What are you doing tonight?"  "Where are you?"  "According to Ricky we're only 30 minutes apart, come on you'll enjoy it!"  "Oh I know I'll enjoy it but I've been drinking so I'm not sure whether to drive"  Tell you what,, I'll get Kim to come and pick you up, how about that"  "Yeah ok you're on", " She'll be there in about 40 minutes, number 40, right."

"Yup, see you later",

  Well that was quite out of the blue, my cock was rock hard and once that pizza started to go through I'd be dying for a shit in an hour, I grabbed a few bits, changed, rolled and smoked a joint, and waited. at 7.45 there was a toot from a car, I looked out the window and there was a black merc with tinted windows, I turned the lights out and went out, I opened the passenger door but a female voice said, "Hi Kev, get in the back", I shut the door and got in the back, "Hello Kevin, I'm Jesse" said a naked 15 year old pretty girl with lovely tits for a fifteen year old, "Wow, Hi Jesse" I said, "You must be Kim" I said to the dark haired driver, "Yes that's me"  Jesse reached over and squeezed my cock while smiling at me, of course it was rock hard, realizing I wasn't going to complain she started to undo my belt and pulled my zip down, I lifted my bum up and pulled my jeans and pants down, and Jesse leaned over and took my sticky pre cum coated cock in her mouth, "Oh fuck" I said as Kim pulled away. "So Kevin, how's that?" " "great, you've taught her well" I replied, I put my arm around Jesse and fondled her breasts, tweaking her nipples and then sort of laid down so I could get my hand between her legs, where I pushed a finger into her wet cunt. Jesse stopped sucking and used her hand to wank me as she spoke to her mum, "Nice cock mum, about the same size as dad's, slightly different taste" then smiling she stretched up to kiss me, forcing her tongue into my mouth, Oh fuck, I had to push her hand away, and pulled away from the kiss, and removed my finger ,"Fucking hell, I've only known you 10 minutes and my cock is going to explode", Kim laughed, "Jesse, leave Kev alone, play with yourself for a little while.

  "So" Kim said, " Ricky was right about you"  "He taught me most of what I know" I replied, We chatted, me gently stroking my own cock, Jesse, eyes closed,  rubbing her clit next to me, she had a muted orgasm and I put my arm around her as she leant on my chest, and eventually we pulled into a secluded driveway. Jesse jumped out and I got out and walked around the car just as Kim got out, Oh fuck, she was about 5'6" with dark shoulder length curly hair and she was wearing  a black mans shirt and black stockings, nothing else, she came and kissed me and squeezed my cock which was still out, "Umm, come on, lets get dirty!"

  

  Jesse went in first and Kim ushered me in, down a carpeted hall into a spacious lounge, where I was greeted by a chorus of "Hi" from everyone, I walked round being introduced to Everyone, Steve was sitting down with Lizzie straddling him, I shook his hand, Lizzie was rising and falling on his 6'' 1/2" cock and she reached over and shook my hand without missing a stroke, "Hi Kevin" she said with a lovely smile, Paula was on her hands and knees, Blonde hair and nice tits hanging down as Jason was fucking her arse, "Hi Kev" she said, "Sorry, this horny little guy couldn't wait"  "Not so much of the little, aunty" he said as he reached out and shook my hand, "Hi, Jason, isn't it" "Yes"  It looked like a nice 6" cock sliding in and out of Paula's arsehole, though not as thick as Steve's or mine, it was also coated in light brown shit.

  "Would you like a drink Kev", Kim asked, "Coffee, beer, wine, piss" I noticed glasses of wine and a couple of beer bottles on the tables so I said, "Beer please, piss later" . Kim had taken her shirt off and brought me a beer, she walked towards me in just her black hold up stockings, the wet lips of her shaven cunt glistening, wide hips and full, fairly firm tits, long dark curly hair, dark eyes and a lovely smile, "cheers" she said as she handed me a bottle and chinked it with her wine glass. Jesse, I now noticed was a younger version of her mum, although not quite fully developed, with make up she'd pass for a 20 year old, she was standing astride Paula, facing Jason and kissing him, Jason was fingering his sisters cunt as he fucked his aunts shitty arse, "Well Kev, what do you think of this lot?"  "Paradise, comes to mind" I said, looking around at the scenes, "Hey Kevin, can I suck your cock?"  Lizzie asked, I looked at Kim who nodded assent, and I went and stood on the settee, I had to stand astride Steve to keep my balance, Lizzie managed to get about 4" in her mouth, Steve reached up and held my cheeks as I gently face fucked his thirteen year old daughter while his own cock was fucking her cunt, although it was nice Lizzie was not very experienced, so with my eyes I gestured to Kim who came over, "Let mummy have a go love" Kim said and knelt down and took Lizzie's place, then Steve pushed a finger into my arsehole, "Oooohhh fuck" I said, he pulled his finger out and passed his hand between my legs for Lizzie to lick his finger. "What's that like Lizzie?" he asked "Ummm, like shit" she said laughing, then Jason said, "I,m coming aunty Paula, I;mm CCOOOMMMIIINNNGGGGGG, Agghhhhh  yrs, yes, YYEEESSSSSSS, " as he obviously shot his come into his aunts shitty hole,  "Oh nice one Jase, can I have that Paula?" Jesse asked, "Umm be my guest love" Paula replied, Jason moved away, his shit covered cock wilting, as he moved round in front of Paula so that she could lick and suck his cock clean, and Jesse slid under her, Kim stopped sucking my cock and I dismounted from the settee, and Lizzie also climbed off of her dad's cock, which was red and glistening, and we watched as Kim said, "Go on Paula, give it to her", Paula pushed and with a pphhhhhtttt, pphhhhttttt a soggy load of light brown shit with flecks of white come shot out onto Jesse's face and hair, phhhtttttt, phhhtttttttt as another lot hit her smack in the face, where she took some in her open mouth, "Oh fuck, wow" Kim said, "Go on babe eat that shit" Steve said,  "oh jesus" I said, with Jason and Lizzie just staring open mouthed as Paula pushed out a bit more, Jesse had to wipe her eyes and nose as she gagged as chewed the mess in her mouth,

Paula looked over her shoulder and admired her hand work before rolling over, and lying on her back. "Nice one girl" Kim said, Jesse was retching and dribbling some of the shit onto her chest, "Oh fuck sis" Steve said, Lizzie was the first to move, she went and knelt by her sister and wiped some of the shit from around her eyes and nose and even as Jesse was still retching, Lizzie kissed her while rubbing the brown mess into her tits, Jesse pushed her away and then vomited over her, far from being revolted both Lizzie and Jesse laughed, Lizzie leaned forward and held her mouth open so Jesse could puke into it which she did, Lizzie swallowed it down "Ummm yummy" she said, It was the thought of being so disgusting which was yummy! not the taste, Us three guys were stroking our stiff cocks and Kim was rubbing her cunt, Paula was still just staring at her two filthy nieces, "Is that some of Ricky's doing?" I asked, "No" Steve said, "Why?", "Well the first time I met him, we went into his bathroom, we fooled about a bit and stripped off, then he brought an ice cream tub from the cupboard, it was full of shit and covered in cling film, we were going to rub it over each other, but when he pulled the cling film off the smell hit me and I just threw up all over him, I couldn't stop it, but he opened his mouth urging me to puke in it which I did, then we kissed and we did rub it all over each other, then I shit in his mouth and he shat in mine, fuck I'd never been so horny" "I want to try it" Paula and Jason said together and looked at each other and smiled.

  "I need a cock in my cunt" Kim said, "How about 2?" Steve said, Kim looked at him, "You can take us both, especially if we lube you up with shit, huh, how about it?"  "you really are a dirty cunt, aren't you!" Kim said as she laid down and put her legs up on the settee, Steve took one leg and I took the other and we pulled them up so that Kim was on her shoulders and supporting her lower back with her hands, she opened her legs and Steve used one hand to open her shaven, wet cunt even more, he stepped across her so his arsehole was about 6" inches above her cunt and he started to push, after a couple of nice farts a turd started to appear and ooze out, about 5" fairly soft and it dropped right across Kims open cunt, I reached down and used my fingers to push it in as Kim groaned and Steve stepped back over, we lowered Kims legs and I laid down, my cock was still rock hard, and Kim lowered her shit filled cunt onto it, oh fuck, what a feeling, she leaned forward and started to kiss me, as Steve forced his cock against mine into his wifes cunt, we held still a moment then he started to fuck her slowly, gradually we all got a rhythm going and Kim was moaning as her shit filled cunt squelched as me and Steve fucked her, she pulled away from the kiss and I reached up to squeeze her tits, "Fuck my arse Steve" she said, and he pulled his shitty cock from her cunt and eased it into her arse, "I can feel your shit, ummm" Steve said,  as he pushed into his wifes brown hole,  this meant the pressure was lessened on my cock and I could fuck her properly, "Ohh fuck,  oh fuck, yesss, yesss" Kim was saying, we heard the sound of retching again and this time Jason had his fingers down his throat trying to make himself puke into Paula's mouth, Lizzie and Jesse were clinging to each other, mouths clamped together and grinding their pubic mounds together,

"Oh fuck, I'm going to come" I said, "So am I " said Steve, "Where do you want it love" Steve asked his wife, "Inside, fill my cunt and arsehole with your cream, Gooo ooonnnnn NNOOOOWWWWWW," she screamed as both Steve and I shot our cum into her shitty holes, "Oh fuck" we said in unison, as our cock's subsided inside Kim who had slumped onto me, her head buried in my shoulder, Steve pulled out and stood up on unsteady feet. "Paula" Kim called, "Do you want feeding?"

 "Oh yeah, come here Jase" and they moved over to Kim who lifted herself off of me but remained on all fours, Paula slid between her legs, in a sort of 69 her head under Kims arsehole and Kim let go, pphhttttttt, pphhhhhtttttttt as a brown mess shot out onto Paula's face, Kim giving Paula what Paula had given Jesse, I don't know when the last time Kim had a shit but I'm gussing at least 2 days, Jason scooped a handful of shit up and shoved it in his mouth and promptly puked it up again all over Paula's shit covered face, and she opened her mouth for more of Jason's shitty puke, at the sound of puking, both Jesse and Lizzie stopped what they were doing and came over, "Oh wow, aunty Paula," Jesse said as Lizzie noticed  my shit and cum covered cock, she knelt down and took it in her small hands and started to bring it back to life and then lowered her head and took it in her mouth, she licked it clean of cum and shit also bringing it back to it's full glory, Jesse was rubbing her clit furiously as she watched her brother continue to puke into her aunts mouth, he had no more to give, I could see Steve, still standing, stroking his shitty cum soaked cock back to life, so I got on my knees and took his cock in my mouth, Lizzie adjusted herself so she could carry on sucking my cock, and from the corner of my eye I saw Jason put his cock into his aunts, shit and puke filled mouth and started to slide it in and out as Paula rubbed her own cunt.

   Jesse, screamed "OOHHHHH FFUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK" as she came by her own fingers, and Kim got up and took Jesse in her arms where they kissed, "Oh fuck mum, that was the best come of my life", "I know love, that was the first time I've had come up my arse and in my cunt at the same time, it was fantastic"  "Look at Jason fucking aunty Paula's mouth" "Umm that is one disgustingly erotic sight", Paula had reached through Jason's legs and pushed a finger up his arse and he was now getting faster, and Paula was almost gurgling has his cock squelched in the shit and puke filled cavity, "UNNH, UNNHHh, UNNNHHH, UNNNhhh" were all the sounds Paula could make, Steve was now fucking my mouth as the sight of his son fucking his sisters shit and puke filled mouth and my administrations of tongue and lips and I could feel his cock start to throb "Ohh, ohhh, agghhhhhhh YEEESSSSSSS" as he shot his spunk to the back of my throat  "Ummmm" is all I could say as I swallowed what he gave me and then continued to lick and suck as his cock subsided in my mouth.

  Then It was Jason's turn "FFUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK, YYEEEEESSSSSSSSSS" he yelled as he grabbed Paula's head and held it as he shot his load at the back of her throat, "UUUNNNNHHHHH" is all Paula could say as Jason pulled out and slumped onto the chair, Steve sat down on the settee his cock wet and limp, Kim was watching Paula trying to eat and swallow her shit, puke and cum cocktail, she went and stood in front of her, pulled her cunt lips apart and started to piss into her mouth, at the sight of this my own cock started to throb as Lizzie had found the right spot, and I came in her mouth, not as much as went up Kim's cunt 10 minutes before, but enough to get a little "MMmmmmmm" from Lizzie who looked really proud of herself, and so she should. Kim's piss did the trick and Paula finally swallowed what was in her mouth.

  Looking around, we were all knackered, the smell in the room was, fucking awful, or if you are a shit and piss fan, fucking lovely, Kim went to the kitchen and got more drinks, I realised that I was busting for a piss, "This may be a silly question" I said, "Where's the toilet?" they all laughed, but it was Steve who reacted first, I stood up and he came and knelt in front of me, and I aimed my semi hard shit and cum covered cock at his open mouth, dribble at first but then a gush which he swallowed  down without any trouble, Then Jason came over, "Here dad, take mine too" and Steve drank his son's piss down too, then he said to me "Are you ready to go yet?"  "Oh yes, definitely" and Steve laid down, I knelt astride him facing his feet and leant forward and after a couple of farts I felt my arsehole  stretching and a nice turd started oozing out, I heard comments of "nice" and "wow" as my first 6" turd dropped onto Steve's face, another soon followed, soft but not as messy as Kim's or Paula's, then a couple more farts and a few softer smaller turds fell onto Steve's face, he was chewing on the first turd and Lizzie and Jesse knelt either side of his head and scooped some of my shit off his face, they fed each other a small piece, they rubbed it into my cheeks, and then they covered their dad's face, Lizzie stood up and started to piss over Steve's face and my arse to make the shit easier to smear, I eased myself off of Steve and watched as he ate my shit, Jason came over and started to suck his dad's cock, "Hey Jase, do you take cock up your arse?" I asked, "Yes" he replied, Kim came over, "Let me get him ready for you" she said and knelt behind him, she spread his cheeks and leant forward to lick his arsehole, Paula came over and took my cock in her hand and started to kiss me, forcing her tongue into my mouth and within 20 seconds my cock was rock hard, she pulled Kim away and I knelt behind Jason, Kim guided my cock into her son's tight hole where I pushed gently in and out until he loosened up and I pushed my full 6 1/2" inside him, Kim was stroking his cock as he continued to suck and wank his dad's cock. and I fucked him slowly, and then Paula put her fingers down her throat and puked all over my head, brown lumpy shitty sludge ran down my face, "UUggghhhh, Ugghhhhhhh" as she continued to retch, then she slumped onto the settee, Jesse came over and started to lick my face, and Lizzie squatted over her dad's mouth and rubbed her cunt all over his shitty face. Jesse stuck her tongue in my mouth as I continued to fuck her brothers arsehole, I pulled out before I came and took Jesse by the hair and guided her head down so I could come in her mouth, which I did, although having come twice already there wasn't a lot, Jason had turned around and was shitting on his dad's cock, and Lizzie leant forward to massage it in and give her dad a shit wank. I was totally fucked and sat down next to Paula and we watched as Kim knelt next to Steve and held her mouth open as Lizzie made her dad come, "Ohh ffuuccckkk, yes, yess, yeesssSSSSSS" as his spunk shot into his wifes mouth, and she swallowed greedily, "MMMmmmmm" she said, licking her lips, Jason was the last to come, wanking his cock into Lizzie's mouth, and she swallowed his come. We were all totally fucked, covered in piss, shit and puke, Kim said to me "Well, Kevin, I bet you didn't expect this did you?"  "No, I didn't, I've never met such a depraved family, you ought to be ashamed of yourselves" I said with a grin,  "Tell Ricky I said thanks when you speak to him" Paula had nodded off, Steve was still laying on the floor idly stroking his cock, Jesse and Lizzie were kissing gently, Jason sat on an armchair and Kim was kneeling back on her haunches, facing me, her wet, shit covered cunt open and glistening as she started to dribble piss out while smiling at me, she put her hand between her legs and lifted it to her mouth, licking her fingers and hand, and my cock started to rise again, but I didn't have the energy, Jason went and got some more drinks and we wound down with the promise of meeting again next month.

KEV’S NEW FRIENDS

Part 1 by Katy16 (MMFFffm, Bi, incest in family, ws, anal, scat, puke)